Wednesday, April 10, 2019

Scientific Breakthrough: Mickey Mouse was photographed in the wild!


An international group of scientists photographed a live Mickey Mouse in a forest. Mickey Mouse is predicted by Einstein's General Relativity. If you take the Walt Disney solutions of the Einstein Equations and use a version of De Sitter Universe called Disney World, Mickey Mouse can be predicted effortlessly.

In a live press conference today scientists explained that what they observed was not really Mickey Mouse himself but its shadow. Apparently, usually reclusive Mickey Mouse was trying to get in touch with astronomers to tell them that a black hole is as real as himself.

Is timeless travel possible?

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